I blinked at him just casually talking about my new sex life with his genie-shiny head, and I knew at any second I would break into hysterics.

Laura Kreitzer
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When you bling your genie-shiny head, it makes you look like a complete idiot. You probably shouldn't have even said half of what you just said in the first place. Charlotte tells her friend that she is in love with her genie and she just blurted out all of the reasons why she loves him. She says that he is "genie-shiny".

This means he is perfect because he lives in a bottle. He can leave at any minute but he doesn't want to go anywhere because he loves his bottles so much. He is content living inside his bottle.

His homes are comfortable because they are just boxes filled with air. He has everything he needs inside his bottle so he wouldn't want to leave to go anywhere else. You should never say anything remotely close to anything personal about someone else's sex life especially if it's not real.

Source: Abyss

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